Friday, December 14, 2007

Americans

I've decided I hate Americans today. They cause so much grief in my life. Because they couldn't confirm my social security number they decided to just close my bank account, with money left in it and mail me a cheque. They're retarded. But I still want to live there, well New York City which is acceptable.

I am quite hungover, I turn bitter when I'm hungover. I am supposed to be working from home but I'm lying around and I hate pitching media, I feel like a telemarketer...my life sucks today.

What I need to stop when drunk:
  • Stop harassing people by text or phone
  • Falling
  • Drinking more
  • Not remembering
I'm going to go lie down some more and lie about pitching media in my pitch report today.

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