Janet: Hey Francis, I am going to cook dinner tonight b/c I'm broke
Francis: Ok, what are you going to cook?
Janet: Um, chicken but can I put chicken in the oven?
Francis: What? What kind of chicken?
Janet: Oh, you know a chicken breast, I mean if I go buy a chicken breast can I put it in the oven? I mean like if I marinate it and stuff.
Francis: Silence for 5 seconds as he stares at me dumbfounded, did you seriously just ask me that?
Janet: Yeah, I'm just asking b/c I usually bbq on the Foreman. What?! I don't know that's why I'm asking!
Francis: Wow, you're the marrying type!
Janet: Whatever Francis, I'm just not domestic!!!!
Francis: Did you cook the chicken?
Janet: Nah, fuck it I went and bought chicken cooked.