Random Conversations with the Old Man

J: You working late tonight?

E: I threw out my back.

J: Why because you're old?

E: Painkillers are amazing.

J: Can you save me some? Our next night out, save them.

E: Ahhhhmazing. Muzle relaxers are amazing.

J: Wow, you really are fucked.

E: How old are you?

J: Old, 29, but you're older.  

E: Ok, ok, next year. (I went to sleep so didn't reply)

Next Day

J: Huh? Next Year? Wtf are you talking about? Did you sleep?

E: Yeah 5 hours, you need 8?

J: No 6, when are you back after your travels?

E: 3 weeks.

J: Where you going?

E: LA, London, Dublin

J: Wow you're sooo cool man. You should take me somewhere.

E: Wow, cool yeah, cool man.

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I have no clue!!!! Every time is so damn funny I just have to share. Seriously, I never get anyof our conversations that happen over texting. I have no clue if it's b/c translation gets lost in texting or just b/c neither of us has any clue. I think it maybe the latter.